Ok, a rather candid day today- LEMON- FLAVORED DOUCHES???
If you ask me, it sounds like a GREAT idea, but if it puts the vag-a-ja out of commission, I guess it's a bad thing.
Not much to say here except that I'm gonna go try some acupuncture, and when Dr. Oz said that men don't care about cellulite-
Yeah, right.
And women don't care about money.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Monday, February 12, 2007
Amazing Kids- making us all look like idiots....
Oh My God- I've reached the age that "Amazing kids" are cute... They used to be my competition; my mom would watch these shows, and give me this "So- what can YOU do" look:
"YOU aren't trying to cure cancer!"
"Can't you SING or something?"
"What about juggle? Here- CATCH!"
But now, watching these kids, I'm filled with hope for humanity.
The little puffs on the Opera singing girl were ADORABLE!
I've decided that MY kid is going to be the YOUNGEST kid to ever walk...
ON THE MOON.
"When you follow your passion, great things happen"
"YOU aren't trying to cure cancer!"
"Can't you SING or something?"
"What about juggle? Here- CATCH!"
But now, watching these kids, I'm filled with hope for humanity.
The little puffs on the Opera singing girl were ADORABLE!
I've decided that MY kid is going to be the YOUNGEST kid to ever walk...
ON THE MOON.
"When you follow your passion, great things happen"
The Little Boy Oprah Couldn't Forget...
Even before the show started- just watching the commercials for the show- I knew I was going to have to get ready to have my heart chewed up and stomped on.
And there ya go.
$20 for a kid.
20 bucks. It's LESS than a date to the movies, WITHOUT any snacks.
Ok, so here you can see the power of journalism; some woman does a story, a lady reads it and goes and saves a bunch of kids (after losing her own son!), and Oprah sheds some more light on the problem.
"What one woman can do to make a difference"
I'm writing about this whole mess in my Personal Blog too.
And there ya go.
$20 for a kid.
20 bucks. It's LESS than a date to the movies, WITHOUT any snacks.
Ok, so here you can see the power of journalism; some woman does a story, a lady reads it and goes and saves a bunch of kids (after losing her own son!), and Oprah sheds some more light on the problem.
"What one woman can do to make a difference"
I'm writing about this whole mess in my Personal Blog too.
Thursday, February 8, 2007
What is THE SECRET???
I CANNOT RECOMMEND THE SECRET ENOUGH.
I also recommend the CD's.
I've actually blogged about it already on my personal blog.
Did you SEE how EXCITED everyone was- talking over each other, and all wanting to get it all out?
I'm glad that chick took the diamond out of her head-
too funky.
Anyway- so our THOUGHTS about something generate FEELINGS, and those FEELINGS send out a VIBRATION into the Universe- ATTRACTING similar circumstances, and that means:
"That everyone in this audience, and everyone that's listening can release themselves from being a victim, and begin to take control of their life's destiny"
DESTINY- made me think of "Destiny's Child"...
I wouldn't mind getting control of Destiny's Child!!
Anyway-
You get the FEELINGS by controllong your THOUGHTS- here's what MY thoughts often sound like:
"I am GRATEFUL for my finances..... EVEN THOUGH I WISH I WERE RICH!!!"
"I am GRATEFUL for my house...... EVEN THOUGH I WISH I OWNED A MANSION!!!"
"I am GRATEFUL for my sex life.... EVEN THOUGH I WISH MY WIFE SHARED ME WITH SALMA HAYEK!!!!"
So, you gotta get into the FEELINGS, so you VIBRATE with the right energy-
It works for Money, for Health, and for Relationships. In short:
BECOME A VIBRATOR.
That's right- BECOME A VIBRATOR, and you'll get richer, get healthier, and your woman will be happy.
#1- VIBRATORS command great fees- if they're good ones!
#2- VIBRATORS are healthy- they GET PLENTY OF EXCERCISE (That's not all they get!)
#3- VIBRATORS have great relationships (see #2)
So get out there, think, feel and ACT like a VIBRATOR, and your whole life will work out-
and THAT's THE SECRET!!!!!!
I also recommend the CD's.
I've actually blogged about it already on my personal blog.
Did you SEE how EXCITED everyone was- talking over each other, and all wanting to get it all out?
I'm glad that chick took the diamond out of her head-
too funky.
Anyway- so our THOUGHTS about something generate FEELINGS, and those FEELINGS send out a VIBRATION into the Universe- ATTRACTING similar circumstances, and that means:
"That everyone in this audience, and everyone that's listening can release themselves from being a victim, and begin to take control of their life's destiny"
DESTINY- made me think of "Destiny's Child"...
I wouldn't mind getting control of Destiny's Child!!
Anyway-
You get the FEELINGS by controllong your THOUGHTS- here's what MY thoughts often sound like:
"I am GRATEFUL for my finances..... EVEN THOUGH I WISH I WERE RICH!!!"
"I am GRATEFUL for my house...... EVEN THOUGH I WISH I OWNED A MANSION!!!"
"I am GRATEFUL for my sex life.... EVEN THOUGH I WISH MY WIFE SHARED ME WITH SALMA HAYEK!!!!"
So, you gotta get into the FEELINGS, so you VIBRATE with the right energy-
It works for Money, for Health, and for Relationships. In short:
BECOME A VIBRATOR.
That's right- BECOME A VIBRATOR, and you'll get richer, get healthier, and your woman will be happy.
#1- VIBRATORS command great fees- if they're good ones!
#2- VIBRATORS are healthy- they GET PLENTY OF EXCERCISE (That's not all they get!)
#3- VIBRATORS have great relationships (see #2)
So get out there, think, feel and ACT like a VIBRATOR, and your whole life will work out-
and THAT's THE SECRET!!!!!!
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
De-Clutter or get no SEX!!!
I dunno about you, but that's pretty much all I heard!
I started thinking "Do I want to hold on to that bag of 500 STAR WARS TIES, or do I want to get my woman in the mood"?
- But wait, don't the Star Wars Ties turn her ON?
I really liked that he said clutter is either "I might need it ater" or it's "Memories". I have to admit, I don't have too many "Memories" stuff, but I am MUCH more of a "I might need it later" guy:
Maybe I DON'T need all of those extra stereo parts, wires, speakers, computer parts, digital clocks, and old sex toys.
Old sex toys?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Ok, Ok, so now I'm scanning the house for what else I can throw out or sell on Craig's List
Didn't think of THAT did you? Well, if you want some Star Wars Ties, better let me know!
I started thinking "Do I want to hold on to that bag of 500 STAR WARS TIES, or do I want to get my woman in the mood"?
- But wait, don't the Star Wars Ties turn her ON?
I really liked that he said clutter is either "I might need it ater" or it's "Memories". I have to admit, I don't have too many "Memories" stuff, but I am MUCH more of a "I might need it later" guy:
Maybe I DON'T need all of those extra stereo parts, wires, speakers, computer parts, digital clocks, and old sex toys.
Old sex toys?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Ok, Ok, so now I'm scanning the house for what else I can throw out or sell on Craig's List
Didn't think of THAT did you? Well, if you want some Star Wars Ties, better let me know!
Wild Hogs... sorta.
Ok, hold it. Four men talking for an HOUR, all about mid-life crises and riding motorcycles-
BUT TALK OF BAGGIN' CHICKS ON THE ROAD????
C'mon!!!
I'm not saying that they WERE doing it, but guys TALK about it, don't we?
That's cool; I was just glad to have a whole episode devoted to calling each other names, writing songs denegrating each other, and over-boasting-
MAN-STUFF BABY!!!!!!
BUT TALK OF BAGGIN' CHICKS ON THE ROAD????
C'mon!!!
I'm not saying that they WERE doing it, but guys TALK about it, don't we?
That's cool; I was just glad to have a whole episode devoted to calling each other names, writing songs denegrating each other, and over-boasting-
MAN-STUFF BABY!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Why is grandma walking around naked?
OK, so I'm all for real beauty at any age and all of that, but I have to admit that I'd be a little freaked out if I saw my grandma NAKED on a billboard in Times Square.
Am I alone here?
All the women on this show were super-cute, and the make-overs are admittedly my favorite things; It's just neat-o to see this frumpy raggedy thing become a sexy vibrant woman- it's like magic!
That's what you gotta do- you gotta find a woman who doesn't know she's hot, and then "bring it out" of her- it's like bargain shopping!
My mom couldda been on the show- she looks great for her age, and I'm SURE she's watching just waiting to see if anyone beats her!
Hold on- I guess my Mom would be the right age to be on that Times Square Billboard...
That would be worse I think...
"Mom, put your clothes on!"
Am I alone here?
All the women on this show were super-cute, and the make-overs are admittedly my favorite things; It's just neat-o to see this frumpy raggedy thing become a sexy vibrant woman- it's like magic!
That's what you gotta do- you gotta find a woman who doesn't know she's hot, and then "bring it out" of her- it's like bargain shopping!
My mom couldda been on the show- she looks great for her age, and I'm SURE she's watching just waiting to see if anyone beats her!
Hold on- I guess my Mom would be the right age to be on that Times Square Billboard...
That would be worse I think...
"Mom, put your clothes on!"
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