Thursday, February 8, 2007

What is THE SECRET???

I CANNOT RECOMMEND THE SECRET ENOUGH.

I also recommend the CD's.

I've actually blogged about it already on my personal blog.

Did you SEE how EXCITED everyone was- talking over each other, and all wanting to get it all out?

I'm glad that chick took the diamond out of her head-
too funky.

Anyway- so our THOUGHTS about something generate FEELINGS, and those FEELINGS send out a VIBRATION into the Universe- ATTRACTING similar circumstances, and that means:

"That everyone in this audience, and everyone that's listening can release themselves from being a victim, and begin to take control of their life's destiny"

DESTINY- made me think of "Destiny's Child"...
I wouldn't mind getting control of Destiny's Child!!

Anyway-

You get the FEELINGS by controllong your THOUGHTS- here's what MY thoughts often sound like:

"I am GRATEFUL for my finances..... EVEN THOUGH I WISH I WERE RICH!!!"
"I am GRATEFUL for my house...... EVEN THOUGH I WISH I OWNED A MANSION!!!"
"I am GRATEFUL for my sex life.... EVEN THOUGH I WISH MY WIFE SHARED ME WITH SALMA HAYEK!!!!"

So, you gotta get into the FEELINGS, so you VIBRATE with the right energy-
It works for Money, for Health, and for Relationships. In short:

BECOME A VIBRATOR.

That's right- BECOME A VIBRATOR, and you'll get richer, get healthier, and your woman will be happy.

#1- VIBRATORS command great fees- if they're good ones!
#2- VIBRATORS are healthy- they GET PLENTY OF EXCERCISE (That's not all they get!)
#3- VIBRATORS have great relationships (see #2)

So get out there, think, feel and ACT like a VIBRATOR, and your whole life will work out-

and THAT's THE SECRET!!!!!!