I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks...

John Edwards, and the "Medium" chick... that's cool.

Do I believe?

I gotta admit, I kinda do. I just believe that there's a whole lot out there, and there are wacky energies around, and maybe we can "tune in" sometimes.

FM waves are all around us, but you can only tune in with a radio.

In Star Trek, one of the ways Humans discover that there are other beings in the galaxy is that some scientists happened to realize that some new crystal they made was vibrating. When they tuned in, they heard new languages, and it turns out it was sub-space radio.

Along the same lines, I can imagine that there are other communications out there-

FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

That husband with the surprise- good work dude;
I thought I did well by taking my woman to a salsa dancing class.

You made me look like a chump- but that's cool.

I'm mad at Angela Basset. Before for only one reason, but now for two.

The first reason is that SHE didn't play STORM in the X-MEN movies.
She would have been great.

The second reason- THEY ABSTAINED FROM SEX UNTIL THEY WERE MARRIED?!?!?!?

I'm just mad at her because... well, because!

The other stories were too cute to really make fun of;
I have o admit a little tear dropped out of my eye with the downic kids.

Whatever- Happy Valentine's day- I'm going to go get some nookie!!!

Dr. Oz- Because of the wonderful things he does!

Ok, a rather candid day today- LEMON- FLAVORED DOUCHES???

If you ask me, it sounds like a GREAT idea, but if it puts the vag-a-ja out of commission, I guess it's a bad thing.

Not much to say here except that I'm gonna go try some acupuncture, and when Dr. Oz said that men don't care about cellulite-

Yeah, right.

And women don't care about money.

Amazing Kids- making us all look like idiots....

Oh My God- I've reached the age that "Amazing kids" are cute... They used to be my competition; my mom would watch these shows, and give me this "So- what can YOU do" look:

"YOU aren't trying to cure cancer!"
"Can't you SING or something?"
"What about juggle? Here- CATCH!"

But now, watching these kids, I'm filled with hope for humanity.

The little puffs on the Opera singing girl were ADORABLE!

I've decided that MY kid is going to be the YOUNGEST kid to ever walk...

ON THE MOON.

"When you follow your passion, great things happen"

The Little Boy Oprah Couldn't Forget...

Even before the show started- just watching the commercials for the show- I knew I was going to have to get ready to have my heart chewed up and stomped on.

And there ya go.

$20 for a kid.

20 bucks. It's LESS than a date to the movies, WITHOUT any snacks.

Ok, so here you can see the power of journalism; some woman does a story, a lady reads it and goes and saves a bunch of kids (after losing her own son!), and Oprah sheds some more light on the problem.

"What one woman can do to make a difference"

I'm writing about this whole mess in my Personal Blog too.

What is THE SECRET???

I CANNOT RECOMMEND THE SECRET ENOUGH.

I also recommend the CD's.

I've actually blogged about it already on my personal blog.

Did you SEE how EXCITED everyone was- talking over each other, and all wanting to get it all out?

I'm glad that chick took the diamond out of her head-
too funky.

Anyway- so our THOUGHTS about something generate FEELINGS, and those FEELINGS send out a VIBRATION into the Universe- ATTRACTING similar circumstances, and that means:

"That everyone in this audience, and everyone that's listening can release themselves from being a victim, and begin to take control of their life's destiny"

DESTINY- made me think of "Destiny's Child"...
I wouldn't mind getting control of Destiny's Child!!

Anyway-

You get the FEELINGS by controllong your THOUGHTS- here's what MY thoughts often sound like:

"I am GRATEFUL for my finances..... EVEN THOUGH I WISH I WERE RICH!!!"
"I am GRATEFUL for my house...... EVEN THOUGH I WISH I OWNED A MANSION!!!"
"I am GRATEFUL for my sex life.... EVEN THOUGH I WISH MY WIFE SHARED ME WITH SALMA HAYEK!!!!"

So, you gotta get into the FEELINGS, so you VIBRATE with the right energy-
It works for Money, for Health, and for Relationships. In short:

BECOME A VIBRATOR.

That's right- BECOME A VIBRATOR, and you'll get richer, get healthier, and your woman will be happy.

#1- VIBRATORS command great fees- if they're good ones!
#2- VIBRATORS are healthy- they GET PLENTY OF EXCERCISE (That's not all they get!)
#3- VIBRATORS have great relationships (see #2)

So get out there, think, feel and ACT like a VIBRATOR, and your whole life will work out-

and THAT's THE SECRET!!!!!!

De-Clutter or get no SEX!!!

I dunno about you, but that's pretty much all I heard!

I started thinking "Do I want to hold on to that bag of 500 STAR WARS TIES, or do I want to get my woman in the mood"?

- But wait, don't the Star Wars Ties turn her ON?

I really liked that he said clutter is either "I might need it ater" or it's "Memories". I have to admit, I don't have too many "Memories" stuff, but I am MUCH more of a "I might need it later" guy:

Maybe I DON'T need all of those extra stereo parts, wires, speakers, computer parts, digital clocks, and old sex toys.

Old sex toys?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Ok, Ok, so now I'm scanning the house for what else I can throw out or sell on Craig's List

Didn't think of THAT did you? Well, if you want some Star Wars Ties, better let me know!